"Parking Violation" Tickets ~ Novelty / Gag / Prank ~ 30 PACK

Description

SET OF 30 "PARKING VIOLATION" TICKETS
Perfect for when that person parks ridiculously and you want to give them a piece of your mind, LOL.
EACH READ:
"This is not a ticket but if it were within my power, you would recieve two.  Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African interior.  The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself.  Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 pm).  Also may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS"
There is also blank spots to hand write the province or state, licence plate #, time and make of automobile to make it more "personal".
Colors picked randomly unless specified at checkout.
These will be shipped Standard US shipping from USPS in a regular envelope.
I am not responsible for anything that happens if getting caught placing these on cars.  I suggest to not do it, for just in case purposes, but if you do so, it is solely at your discretion.